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For the past few weeks my subconscious has been subjected to a seige of sorts,from thoughts and issues ranging from the commonplace to the extremely bizarre....put all of them together and voila!.. the result is a sandwich of incoherence and meaninglessness which i seriously believe has the potential to zap the last remains of intellect which i have(or at least i think i have..)

So i tried to cordon off the area of my brain where these 'vile creatures' were pounding up and down,as if on an overdose of viagra..and these are just a few of the elements which were gnawing at me uncessantly,and unnecessarily(chronology has'nt been adhered to):

/fu*k exams//new cell new cell new cell//tickets for IPL//deepika's soo damn cute they should ban her from making public appearences//wish i was on roadies//need money//......need more money//exams from june..fu*k//james joyce and Araby//psychosexual experience//disillusionment//why does the board hinder creativity??fu*k??//man i broke a signal!! thats probably 200bucks//Central park seems a nice place to make out...//no books in english for sociology..unbelievable!//Macbeth's one sttrong text//Jodha-Akbar...give two whooping hoots for Akbar..i want jodha...ash is surreal//hope i get a job somewhere as a journalist//why are there no cute girls in my college??//Love song Of J.Alfred Prufrock//gotta finish writing the fu*king notes//killer curves..on the merc//F.R.I.E.N.D.S//im not in stephens..why???//been a long time since i went out with her//Mittal's driver gets paid more than i will earn in 10 years//hate to mug up answers..never thought i would be doing it//when is the best time(and place) to lose my virginity?//Banalata Sen//jennifer anniston//wish BBC hires me//john donne's epitaph//some girs are BIG time sluts//whats the syllabus in J.U like?//gotta have a gud physique//FU*K its only 2 months to june!!........................................////

Makes sense?..Congratulations.......aap paanchvi paas se kaafi tez hain..